IML English Dept.

IML English Dept.

Hi everybody!

A student of mine's just sent me this joke.
Check it out:


>EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH ...
>
>There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
>1. He called everyone brother.
>2. He liked Gospel.
>3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
>
>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
>1. He went into His Father's business.
>2. He lived at home until he was 33.
>3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
>
>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
>1. He talked with His hands.
>2. He had wine with His meals.
>3. He used olive oil.
>
>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
>1. He never cut His hair.
>2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
>3. He started a new religion.
>
>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
>1. He was at peace with nature.
>2. He ate a lot of fish.
>3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
>
>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
>1. He never got married.
>2. He was always telling stories.
>3. He loved green pastures.
>
>But the most compelling evidence of all - Three equally good arguments that Jesus was a WOMAN:
>1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
>2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
>3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

Christophe

posted by IML English Dept. @ 12:41 AM